1. Pretty girls finish first.
2. First impressions really do count.
3. Hot tubs are the secret to romance.
4. True love will happen once you both climb a bridge, jump out of a helicopter, or scale a skyscraper.
5. Women and cocktails don't mix.
6. Men will always choose beauty over brains.
7. Women make better decisions than men (the Bachelorettes' relationships always last longer than the Bachelors').
8. Nothing is final until there's a fantasy suite date card.
9. Smart women finish second (or third or fourth).
10. Chris Harrison is a superhero.
Bring on The Bachelorette!