Monday, August 9, 2010

Application to date

In honor of last week's finale of The Bachelorette and tonight's premiere of Bachelor Pad... as well as the joke that single girls have "dating applications"... as well as their Dad's...and because nearly every week a new online dating service launches... here is my application:

(all in good fun, right?)

Required questions - these will be used to weed out incompatible matches
Birth date (if born before the year 1961 please stop filling this out now):
Current city of residence:

Yes or No questions:
Willing to relocate to Southern California:
Have you always been straight?
Do you like to cook?
Do you believe in splitting domestic and child-rearing responsibilities?
Are you hoping to get married some day?
Do you want to have kids one day?
If so, how many?
Have you seen any of the following movies: Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail, or While You Were Sleeping?

*If checked no to any of the above please stop filling out this form.

Questions of general interest (note: these questions are simply used to get to know you better):
Where did you grow up?
Do you still live at home with your parents?
How many siblings do you have?
Do you have a home church, if so, what is the name and city of the church?

Open ended questions (because I was an English major):
Please describe your spiritual walk.
Who is the person you most admire and why?
Who are you closest to in your family? Describe your relationship.
Did you go to college? (note: this is not a wrong answer question)
Did you graduate?
What is your dream job and why?
What is your current job and why?
What do you love about your job?
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Describe an experience in your life that made you grow.
What do you like to do for fun?
Favorite place to visit?

Favorite food?
List three favorite movies.
List three favorite TV shows.
Best concert you’ve ever been too?
Favorite type of music?
It’s 10pm on a Wednesday, what are you doing?
It’s 10am on a Saturday, what are you doing?
Number one “if ever” celebrity:

References (must include phone number, facebook page, blog, or e-mail address):
Last three girlfriends:
Favorite grandparent:
Teacher who gave you your lowest grade:
Pastor/Small group leader:
Three best friends:
Closest girl who is a friend:

P.S. I dare you to fill it out.


Rachel said...

Pretty sure that if I filled this out...I would win... hehehehehe

Jan said...

Oh, dear . . .

Amy Fields said...

What did you think of bachelor pad??? LOL! I thought it was hilarious!!! Unfortunately, Andrew and Christian were not as amused.