Thursday, October 30, 2008

Girly Silliness


So my roommates and I have been discussing a list we heard about on Ryan Seacrest’s morning show. First, let me say that every morning is better when began with “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” on KIIS fm. It cracks me up all the way to work and makes me wish I had a longer commute! You know it will be a good day when you close the door of your car while laughing (that was me this morning).
Anyway, the list is “41 Ways to Melt a Woman’s Heart” and tonight we read the list over dinner and had some girl talk. Just to add a little cute awkward laughter to your day, here is the list…with a few edits (hey, my family read this blog!):

1. Ask her to dance.

2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.

3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.

5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.

6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.

7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.

8. Kiss her eyelids.

9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.

11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.

13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.

14. Buy her your favorite rock album of all time on vinyl.

15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.

16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.

17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.

18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.

19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.

20. Call her just before you get on the plane.

21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.

22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.

23. Take her to see your favorite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.

24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.

25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.

26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.

28. Give her jewelry.

30. Ask her specific questions about her work.

31. Keep her favorite cereal on hand.

32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.

33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.

34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.

36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.

37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realize is broken.

38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.

40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.

So, what are your favorite numbers? Mine are numbers 19 and 20.

2 comments:

jamie said...

5 8 18

Anonymous said...

11, 15, 34
~Little A.